KITCHEN DWELLER
STUBBORNLY ANALOGUE SINCE 2005

More punked Euclid from these veterans. Guitars (and in UA’s case, delicious Jan Hammer-ish Moog) trace complex counterpoint, while drums jerk surgically through time signatures, the ghosts of Bartok and Prokofiev calling the harmonic and rhythmic shots. Sure it’s geeky. But good math, served with plenty of energy, is interesting at least for it’s abstract formalism - it’s the shape and structure that make you feel good, not some pre-established emotion-code. And both these groups show they are perfectly capable of cutting loose from composition. HRMAG pepper their side with tight, mini-improv workouts, while UA devote half their side to a noisy free jazz diatribe close in spirit to the maelstrom of Carlos Giffoni’s Death Unit.
 

WIRE

Is it war, or a marriage made in heaven? In the blue corner, undisputed (effing) world champs of avant/math/prog, six albums and no knockouts, its LA originals Upsilon Acrux. In the red corner, from the mean streets of Chatham, Kent, Great Britain, coming out of nowhere, the contenders, Honey Ride Me A Goat! This is no-holds-barred purist instrumental complex rock, done the Upsilon Acrux way: big chunky slabs of texture and colour, hunks of riffage like the rubble of kickass history welded together into new monoliths. Opening track of the Upsilon side, Acetate Of Puppets, sounds straight out of the sessions that make up their recent Radian Futura album. The follower starts off that way - gleeful Yes/earlyGenesis fragmentations - that eventually degenerates happily into a monstrous psychedelic wig-out (entitled Caspar Brotzmann of Faux-Hawks) worthy of the first ‘White Noise’ album that extends to fifteen delerious minutes.
Flip over the this lovely heavy slab of lush 12" white vinyl and you get four tracks from Honey Ride Me A Goat. I'm dead proud of them. This takes the original Upsilon Acrux mathematical model (be stupidly complex, but know where you're going and put the melody first) and applies it to their own twisted psyches. It's heavier, a little more stripped down as they're a three-piece.
I'm Not A Packhorse is the standout track, displaying something that Upsilon Acrux used to have in spades, something they’ve maybe lost a bit in comparison to their earlier albums: not just time and texture changing, but big dynamic variety, the feel you get from slowing and speeding and hanging back. Honey Ride Me A Goat do it magnificently on I'm Not A Packhorse - they take a manic, repetitive riff and hack and squeeze it into increasingly odd shapes, keeping clarity by dropping out guitar or punctuating with dots of silence, keeping it interesting by meticulously crafted structure - odd times and Frippian counterpoint you can bang head to. The melodies/riffs have an obsessive, ingrowing-hair quality, a bunch of notes having an argument with themselves. Ace Hazelnut is another cracking track, and after their own psyched out noise contribution resume the adventure with Sloth Putty which ends up a bit like Nought but happier and less uncomfortably relentless. Honey Ride Me A Goat are bursting with the energy of a band just getting into their stride and lovin it.
Who win’s? Everyone, the outcome's a draw, which means this 12" is an essential and thrilling artifact for the avantly inclined - if not least for the insert with the band photos. Upsilon Acrux look completely if unintentionally mad, Honey Ride Me A Goat have a gun. Both are obviously delighted to be in bed together.

 

ORGAN

 

Kitchen Dweller are on to something with this little split 12" EP. Coupling up the mathematical and melodic precision of Upsilon Acrux and Honey Ride Me A Goat on one release is pure genius. If you like unnecessarily complex math-rock then you are gonna dig the Upsilon Acrux stuff, these guys shred and sway there way through two tracks of mind boggling and, frankly, quite cheeky tunes with intense power and vigor....It must take a millennia to work out these arrangements at practice. Honey Ride Me A Goat hold their own on side two and prove that us Brits can do tech-shred-madness just as well as the yanks. They sound like King Crimson re-working '21st Century Schizoid Man' in a hundred different ways. Totally fucking sweet!

 

NORMAN RECORDS

 

Uuummm, yummy milky-white vinyl. And with a name like that you’d probably feel confident in exclaiming “Progging ‘eck”. Anyone who has ever had any interest in anything instrumentally free-jazz or prog over the last 30 odd years will be quite happy twiddling their beard-ends to this. Beefheart, Zappa, early 70s Gabriel-era Genesis, The Cardiacs and many others are thrown into the mix and there’s still room for some space rock offshoots of zapness. If you like Quack Quack or Bilge Pump, you’ll like what’s going on here, oh yes.

 

TASTY

 

The term Math Rock sounds somehow terrible. Music for the Math Leistungskurs, rock for people who go to bed and using a pocket where it can happen before, that they forgot to remove before putting on their jackets tasteless to the hanger. Who sowas mag must be rightly be accused that it has to do with Rock had nothing on at all times and it surely can not be that one's counting exotic bars worth listening appears to be the AbHotten to sweat testosterone grenades.

Especially Upsilon Acrux are one of those bands that seem to have their music so no sex. Your music sounds cold and emotionless, because time is hardly a guitar really distorted, confused scales instead be patted onto the fingerboard, as sounding Moog, who had never really sexy when tied to the fingers of a bass player, while the drummer sounds as he would actually play a different piece. That someone who held sowas also very lovable and can even be humorous, one can read off the Californians on the often quirky song titles, or the fact that instead of a band photos on the last album, ‘Radian Futura’ a very childish and naive drawing from the written by drummer Chris Meszler participated. Also, its highly idiosyncratic cover version of Queen's ‘Bicycle Race’ in this regard speaks volumes.

As can be but for nearly every sexual variation found lovers, there are also people who find math rock and just Upsilon Acrux geil.  And how this is so, then there are like-minded people often. Upsilon Acrux from Los Angeles, USA and Honey Ride Me a Goat from Kent, England did this, in autumn 2009 when the Americans were travelling in Europe, though in fact, hardly anyone was really waiting for them. They found each other congenial, praised each other band in the highest tones, and arranged in a jolly mood this same split pub, then thanks to the initiative of the trio from Kent came sooner achieved than might have been thought that perhaps, because normally extend these ideas not infrequently in the sand when you're sober and well rested.

Look beautiful is the result of any event ever - completely black cover and inside a white vinyl windows. Very stylish indeed! And music is also on it:Upsilon Acrux are two songs. ‘Acetate Of Puppets’ is downright catchy and could have found the ‘Radian Futura’ his place. That ‘Caspar Brötzmann of Faux-Hawks’ is a relatively more ambitious song, it is already clear that this mitmischen two guest musicians. However, while (saxophone!) Mike Armstrong, the band sound so well advanced that it is smooth wishes he were still here, makes Peter Kolovos on his guitar cases for which we (as listeners) are quite on it should be. In the liner notes, this is with "things that do not sound like guitar but so clearly is" what should demonstrate once again that the band are far less seriously than that implied in their music. Only stupid, that song is followed by five minutes almost entirely psychedelic noise-chaos before the end of even very briefly make a little music. Schade, a third piece of real I would have preferred.

In direct comparison to the more hyper-intellectual arg Ami quintet sound Honey Ride Me a Goat, the four songs to contribute, much more casual, but that has certainly to do with the trio cast, for the three of you just come directly to your destination and not constructed. They will also hear from a corner that has more to do with with metal as an alternative to (UA are indeed often rather put in this drawer, where you could argue about my opinion also excellent). Particularly striking is the great guitar work, which for some reason I always think of Stinking Lizaveta leaves. At least that would be a band that might go well with the HRMAG on tour. While ‘Ace Hazelnut’ and ‘I'm Not a Pack Horse’ comes along rather hectic eclectic-flowing ‘Jipper Flow’ and ‘Sloth Putty’  tough and bleak from the speakers, which constricts the four songs from a relatively rounded package.

A total of one point victory for Honey Ride Me a Goat, but this is probably also point out that the last record of Upsilon Acrux's not so old and Upsilon Acrux still sounds just as Upsilon Acrux. Benefit think you should UA, however, that no other band like it sounds, while not quite as HRMAG own and play some more typical Math Rock, as it was known from bands like Don Caballero.The British offer to split the joint but with a little less playing time just a little more music. And maybe while they put a little bit more sexiness into the balance ...!?

 

BABYBLAUE-SEITEN (Translation)

 

KD05: UPSILON ACRUX / HONEY RIDE ME A GOAT - White LP
Released:
2009
Info: Limited to 500 copies pressed onto 180gm White 12" vinyl. 20 Marbled.

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